"Tag. You're it."
"I don't know officer. How fast were you going?"
"I may not be a lawyer, sir, but I happen to know what entrapment is. If I were you, I'd just step back to that patrol car of yours and call it a day."
"You really think that badge makes you tough stuff, dontcha' smokie?"
"Go ahead. Try to give me a ticket. I know people."
"I see what you're doing. Profilin'...white women in minivans...uh huh...that's why you're all up in my grill."
"Isn't the speed limit part of a continuum? I thought 55 was the lower part of the limit."
"As a matter of fact, I never speed. And, those children in the back seat are complete liars."
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